breaking news: after years of following phil lester around and attending nearly every single one of his meetups, phil’s stalker has successfully attempted to steal him away from his own stage show in sydney australia tuesday night
people who have been here for 1 year or less:
usually between the ages of 12 and 14, in their weeaboo phase, thinks tumblr is great, a lot of shitposting, has default theme or obnoxious theme
people who have been here for 1-2 years:
usually pretty normal, blogs are organized, has a nice theme, only hates tumblr because of it's pointless updates
people who have been here for 3+ years:
has a nice theme but their blog is a collection of abandoned networks and groups, very tired, often has war flashbacks to "tumblr university" and the moreos guy, is done with this website's shit and feels trapped but also uses it as an emotional crutch, always screaming internally
It’s not that children make me uncomfortable. It’s just that, why be a mom when you can be a fun aunt? I’ve never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun aunt.
